Posts by Little Red Hen

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Update on Yellow Belt test...

by Hecklerboy in

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if you read my latest post you know i went for my yellow belt test in karate this past weekend.. http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/89553/1.ashx.

i'm happy to say that i passed with flying colors.

i even recieved high marks on my fighting ability.

Current Favorite Movie Quote

by CinemaBlend in

"god is just an imaginary friend for adults.

" - morgan freeman, the big bounce

Little Red Hen

Still one of my favorite movies, in all it's glorious bawdiness. Paint Your Wagon:

Rumson: You show me in them commandments where it says a woman cain't have two husbands.
Pardner: There AIN'T no commandment like that.

Mrs. Fenty: You should read the Bible, Mr. Rumson.
Ben Rumson: I have read the Bible, Mrs. Fenty.
Mrs. Fenty: Didn't that discourage you about drinking?
Ben Rumson: No, but it sure killed my appetite for readin'!

Ben Rumson: There's two kinds of people, them goin' somewhere and them goin' nowhere. And's that what's true.

Horace Tabor: Wait a minute! You can't buy a woman for money.
Mad Jack Duncan: You just try and get one without it.

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WHAT ARE SOME OLD COMMERCIALS THAT YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AGAIN?

by hubert in

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i'll start..... next dime, go for rollo's.. hubert

Little Red Hen

One more. This is fun!

Sniff, Sniff 'Fried fish last night?' 'I thought George gave up cigars!' For Wizard Air Freshner. (kinda reminds me of when the Sisters came to visit)

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WHAT ARE SOME OLD COMMERCIALS THAT YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AGAIN?

by hubert in

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i'll start..... next dime, go for rollo's.. hubert

Little Red Hen

Aye, Aye, Aye Aye, I am the Frito Bandito!

I love Fritos Corn Chips, I love them, I do.

Give me Fritos Corn Chips, I'll Get them from you!

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WHAT ARE SOME OLD COMMERCIALS THAT YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AGAIN?

by hubert in

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i'll start..... next dime, go for rollo's.. hubert

Little Red Hen

It's Shake-N-Bake, and I heped (sic)

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Did you feel their togetherness and nosiness put you in danger?

by LongHairGal in

i know it is an odd question and maybe i am not phrasing it right but i felt with their cult of confession (not just to the elders) but with everybody knowing each other's business it could be a danger.

for example: let's say you were a person who kept a lot of money hidden in your house and you made the mistake of telling one of these wonderful friends - what guarantee did you have that they wouldn't blab it to the wrong person and you could get robbed or something?

i always felt with them that i shouldn't let the right hand know what the left was doing.

Little Red Hen

To explain my earlier thought. If they find out you enjoy travel, but are no longer able to, but really miss it, they will make sure you hear all about their trips. If you have been shut in for awhile, they will make sure you know all about upcomming gatherings. (why can't they just say parties?) Oh yeah, and they will drive home the point you are not invited. If you like to shop, (and I did not) they will pass around you are materialistic. If you do not like to paint,(and I didn't) they will bring their faux painter friends to sniff, point and laugh.
All this was way too Virginia Woolfe at the time. Thank goodness I can look back, smile and feel sorry for them. But not too sorry.

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Did you feel their togetherness and nosiness put you in danger?

by LongHairGal in

i know it is an odd question and maybe i am not phrasing it right but i felt with their cult of confession (not just to the elders) but with everybody knowing each other's business it could be a danger.

for example: let's say you were a person who kept a lot of money hidden in your house and you made the mistake of telling one of these wonderful friends - what guarantee did you have that they wouldn't blab it to the wrong person and you could get robbed or something?

i always felt with them that i shouldn't let the right hand know what the left was doing.

Little Red Hen

About the only contacts I had on a personal level was with the large extended family, all Uber Dubs. It took me a number of years to figgure out that anything I said to them was being used against me. Things I had discussed with my sisters in law about likes and dislikes, hopes, past good and bad times were all passed around among the 'friends', with obvious reference to such being made in very inapropriate settings. Yes, by my truthfulness and trustfulness I put my own mental health in danger.

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HURRY ,HURRY ,YOU GOT TO SEE THIS,,,,,,,,,

by kls in

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i knew i would get you to look.

congratulations to me.

Little Red Hen

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What are some weird things that you do?

by love11 in

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everyone has their own idiosyncrises, mine is- .

when i get a new book, i'll open it up to the middle of the book and stick my nose in the binding for about ten seconds, and smell how the glue, ink, and fresh paper smell.

ahhhh i love that smell.

Little Red Hen

Oh boy, we crack me up!

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What are some weird things that you do?

by love11 in

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everyone has their own idiosyncrises, mine is- .

when i get a new book, i'll open it up to the middle of the book and stick my nose in the binding for about ten seconds, and smell how the glue, ink, and fresh paper smell.

ahhhh i love that smell.

Little Red Hen

When I am about to urinate, I will flush the toilet before I start, this requires a second flush when I finish.

I do that too, stealth. I just don't want to have someone else's pee splash on my ass.

I am a book sniffer, too. My favorites are old books, or books from friends. Sick, huh?

Make a loud EEERRRRT sound when I park my car. Hold over from the childhood kiddy-car.

If I accidently scratch a chalk board, I have to rub my hand over it, to somehow remove the anoyance.

Man, what a goober I am!!